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Feltchasaurus-Rex

A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.
Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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fetty flop

*fet-E fil-aw-p*
The action or consequence one, who uses the illegal drug fentanyl, experiences after nodding off, after the administration of said drug; when one passes out and lands face first on the floor in the plank position; fentanyl induced face dirt nap.
Did you see how high that dude was earlier.. He nodded so hard he fetty flopped like a G right on the asphalt. Haha
by MadMavi41 April 13, 2024
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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
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felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.
"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis
by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.
Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.
by Love to Felt November 21, 2024
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Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.
Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?
by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024
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