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failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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party fail

the ultimate party foul. an act so terrible it could very well bring an untimely death to the party. a party foul is spilling a beer. a party fail is knocking over a keg and having it explode.
After drunkenly making out with a 250 pound girl, bob fell down the stairs and proceeded to piss himself on the host's carpet. he has party failed
by superconar April 11, 2008
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failbucket

a. One whose entire life consists of failure.
b. One who is a master in the art of failure.
Dakota is such a failbucket.

Nice going, failbucket!
by Alahnnah August 6, 2008
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Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.
"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*
by Captin Robin January 16, 2009
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Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.
by Salamence July 17, 2010
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Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work
1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009
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Fail

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010
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