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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.
Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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Wasabi facial

When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.
My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.

Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.
by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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facial

Facial in ejaculate all over the place but you don't hit your spot
Baby I just came all over you expression on your face she just received a facial
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018
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Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.
I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.
by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018
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