Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

validation facial

when you spunk on somebody's face whilst validating their feelings and saying nice things about them. just a regular facial, but you validate the recipient as you do it.

Person 1: Hey look at that spa advert, it's showing something called a validation facial

Person 2: That's nice. Somebody tells you over and over that you're beautiful as they are spaffing all over your face... sounds like a wholesome experience

by toadstool12 January 4, 2025

Shamrock facial

A ginger midget put green food dye in his penis hole and nuts green on a woman’s face

Hay midget let’s do a shamrock facial

by Yellow cocktail February 7, 2026

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.

The spa's special is a fertilized facial.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.

I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.

I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.

by night_lis April 3, 2025

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025