Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
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salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!
by Cookie777 June 03, 2011
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Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019
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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann November 09, 2015
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Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.
Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.
by Mr. Dr. Sos March 07, 2012
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Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.
"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"
by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021
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