McIrish420's definitions

Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.

I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

Canunt

Canadian that is also a cunt.

That Ray Ferraro is a Canunt.

by McIrish420 May 6, 2025

Cronvoy

When you live in a state where marijuana is illegal, so you and your friends have to drive to the nearest state where it is legal to score weed.

Dude I am out of green, let’s cronvoy to Colorado this weekend.

by McIrish420 February 9, 2021

vanillaview

When someone sees your kink as just standard fare.

I told him I’m into rope play and he said, ‘That’s just good manners.’ Total vanillaview.

by McIrish420 July 2, 2025

handytran

A trans person who is skilled at fixing things.

Clarissa stopped by yesterday and fixed my broken screen door, they’re a real handytran.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

orafficial

Orafficial (adj.): referring to a formally acknowledged or agreed upon consensual act involving stimulation of bodily openings.

My girlfriend and I have an orafficial arrangement where her pussy and mouth are the only holes I can but my dick in.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025

Kink Perspective Gap

A sociosexual phenomenon describing the disparity in perceived sexual normativity between individuals, wherein a behavior or preference considered unconventional, transgressive, or “kinky” by one person is regarded as ordinary or normative by another. This gap highlights the subjective nature of sexual boundaries, shaped by cultural, psychological, and experiential factors.

I thought blindfolds and candle wax were pushing the envelope, but she called it ‘foreplay 101’—classic kink perspective gap.

by McIrish420 July 2, 2025