ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.

Derek Chauvin’s a dead ditch pig. Bet.

by Saretti November 26, 2023

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Ditch mode

Getting left behind on purpose.

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.

by Old lady 1976 October 1, 2021