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Ditch Diva

A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.
Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!

I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
by Diva Dish June 18, 2022
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Ditch-Bick

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!
Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!
by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020
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shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out
I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.
by stubbz420 November 8, 2010
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Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
by Bush rattler August 24, 2023
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ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
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Baby-Ditching

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.
by DixieLola October 31, 2019
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Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN
person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"
by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021
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