SpamkingStarfish's definitions
A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
Get the Itch in the Ditchmug.