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Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
by Sam Merc February 22, 2013
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Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality
"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"
by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013
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dickletoe

When you can see the outline of ones dick through their pants
Like a camel toe for men, dickletoe
by Lenzy32 January 27, 2015
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dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.
Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?
by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014
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Dickle

The pre cum that dangles on the tip of the penis (may get solid if left there)
Dude, she teased me so hard, I saw some dickle
by SpaceWalking March 5, 2015
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Dickle

A dick that has herpes so it looks like a pickle.
I let him finger me because he has a dickle.
If a man has a dickle, use a condom.
by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015
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dickpede

when a bunch of guys are going to the same place at the same time.
nobody wanted this party to be a sausage fest but now with this dickpede on its way it will be... lets leave
by michel habib habob October 24, 2015
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