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Dickleosis 

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
Dickleosis by Sam Merc February 22, 2013
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dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.
Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.
dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickless wonder 

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.
"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.
dickless wonder by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

dickless tracy 

A female police officer.
Wez got a dickless tracy tryin to pull us over.
dickless tracy by David Brown November 28, 2003

Dickless Tie

A bow tie. A tie without hanging cloth.
"Wear one of 'em fancy dickless ties to the dinner tonight."
Dickless Tie by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008

dickless motherfucker

a person without a dick and is being an motherfucker at that point of time.
lance you fucking dickless motherfucker!!!
dickless motherfucker by nate2wavy January 25, 2017
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