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desert drama queen

A Girl/Guy whom is deployed or stationed in the desert/sandy desolate area whereupon this Girl/Guy creates drama against those that don't show attention to this person enough. Sometimes leads to false accusations of flirtations and sexual harassment that didn't occur ,but wouldn't happen in their own Stateside/home country.
"Why did Sue accuse Bob of flirting with her at work, when it didn't happen here in the desert?" said Jim.

"It's because Sue wasn't getting any attention from Bob is why she's acting like a Desert Drama Queen!" said Sarah.
by WildBill40 February 8, 2014
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Sarhara Desert

Some one who only asserts her knowledge of people to gossip and not factual life. Very talkative know it all that realy gets on many peoples nerves. Has been known to be the middle section of "The man sandwich" and personaly, I could realy care less, what these type of jugemental narcacists, that create a common threat to peace and friendships, has to say about any area of life. Has to be the center of attention and involved in nothing it talks about in a harmonious, but anoying way, to draw a crowd instead of support the feeling of others in an uplifting manner. A real backstaber. Would be the first nark on a friend and realy stuck up to people they concider below them. These types of people have probably done way too many drugs and have pre mature gray in thier hair from the early stage grandma senilaty syndrome they currantly suffer from. thier worn out gossip queens that bore me to death.
I was talking with Sarhara Desert the other day and It occured to me how mean she was to people back in the day. I remember her waving peoply by like they were not good enough to say hello to her. That type of personality ranks pritty low on the totum of someone I would like to associate with.

These types end up with Johns because everyone knows they use services of prostitutes and government propaganda to fuel thier BS for drama. As a person who has dealt with the john doe type. i feel it is nessasary two kill two birds with one stone. Male or female version of the Conceted, sold, worn, and now sounded out!
by the realdealchick! November 15, 2009
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desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!
Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.
by S_t_G April 5, 2005
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desert ninja

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.
desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008
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Desert Monkey

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah
by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022
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Desert Fox

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.
Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.
by Aprilx April 30, 2008
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dirty desert

A dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a blowjob, while your taking a shit, and eating cookies and milk. Or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk.
She totally gave me a dirty desert last night
by shalakalaka March 26, 2009
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