cook buddy

when one person wants a relationship but the other person doesn't, so they compromise and become cook buddies

they do everything but fuck because now he is her cook buddy

by paulie g September 8, 2008

goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

cook house

A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.

Where are you going?
I am going to the cook houseto get something to eat.

by Pixie D October 29, 2007

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008