confirmed bachelor

A homosexual man

Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.

by Aerolite March 11, 2004

configurator

The person who does the configuration, design, programming, deployment and support of an application (that only 2 other people in the company understand) despite the best efforts of their project manager to really screw them around.

Also, far more than a BA.

He was the configurator as he did far more than just a BA despite the fact that TF was just an idiot who kept getting in the way.

by The configurator February 5, 2010

confirmation bientist

A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.

Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.

by sinistlor November 13, 2009

confident girl

a girl who is very confident and ignores toxic people and haters.
loves herself 💗

oh her,
she's a confident girl

by badsnitchforareason October 23, 2020

Sweatshirt confirmed

When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.

Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.

by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010

False-confidence

Having the wrong understanding of confidence to what other think is practically crazy.

Person 1 : hey, why are you acting weird?

Person 2 : Because I'm confident.

Person 1 : Um yeah okay😐, but I think you have false-confidence

by An discreet human October 1, 2021

uk.net.news.config

Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.

look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 11, 2003