feline of high convictions

gussied up pole dancers

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.

by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020

Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

by brobk avlie August 4, 2021

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts

Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck

by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023

Mitsubishi Air Conditioner

Essential price of 2000s kid childhood. brings extremely fond memories to kids

Boy: YOOO omg is that a Mitsubishi Air conditioner???
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!

by Eman1530 January 24, 2024

Theory of Constructed Material Conditions

A twist on classic materialism: it argues that while physical reality exists, what counts as a "resource," "infrastructure," or "poverty" is defined by human ideas and social systems. Oil was just sticky goo until we constructed ideas of energy and engines. A "food desert" isn't a natural phenomenon; it's a material condition constructed by zoning laws, economic racism, and transportation policy. The physical world is filtered and shaped by our conceptual and political constructions.

Example: "Two neighborhoods have the same sunlight. One has roofs covered in solar panels, constructed as an 'energy resource.' The other has bare roofs, constructed as a 'cost burden' by landlords. The Theory of Constructed Material Conditions shows the physical sun is the same; the material condition of 'energy poverty' is built by human decisions, economics, and law, not by nature."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions

The six-dimensional continuum that unifies spacetime (4D), probability branches (5D), and the full spectrum of initial conditions—the starting parameters that determine how any system evolves. In this framework, reality isn't just about where you are in space and time, or even which probability branch you're in, but also about the fundamental starting point: your genetics, your birthplace, your historical era, the initial state of the universe itself. 6D acknowledges that two people in the same spacetime coordinate, on the same probability branch, could have completely different experiences because their initial conditions differ. This explains why siblings raised together can turn out nothing alike—they share spacetime and probability but started from different initial conditions (different genetics, different positions in the family, different timing). 6D is the framework of ultimate fairness and ultimate unfairness: everything is determined by where you start, and you don't choose where you start.

Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions (6D) Example: "She tried to understand why her life turned out so differently from her sister's—same parents, same upbringing, same opportunities. 6D explained it: same spacetime, same probability branch, but different initial conditions—different positions in the family, different genetics, different timing. They started from different points, so their trajectories diverged. The framework didn't fix the jealousy, but it explained why simple comparisons never worked."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026