chimplify

to simplify something so much that even a chimp could understand it

the boy didn't understand the homework, so his friend had to chimplify it for him

by kvtalty October 16, 2009

Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

chimp boy

funnier way to say monkey boy

been staring at porno AGAin chimp boy?

by theCURLYwhoreson February 28, 2011

Chimper

Chimper: A person so horrible, they would even hurt a cute Baby Chimp.

Trump is such a Chimper!

by yabbadabbado12 September 14, 2019

hairless chimpanzee

Black person

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.

by kaadoo September 25, 2017

Chimpillian

A million chipanzees. They are geneically mutaed in labs to become brutal killing machines. They will one day undertake operation get infront of the gorillians. gorriliansBut for now they will fight until they have infected all squirrles with pottasium based rabies. They undertake many strict training programmes; currently undertaking corpse disposal programme.

"OUCH that bloody Chimpillian army have eaten my face"

by Dr Gee December 17, 2004

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007