chaperoner

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.

Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?

by Kammwise August 13, 2014

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

Bob Chapek

Destroyer of childrens’ dreams and their parents’ wallets, my greatest regret, my personal Ultron. Bob Chapek is my friend turned foe. Sometimes as I look onto the sunset I ponder the question, “what if I didn’t leave the keys to the kingdom to a greedy man like Robert Chapek? What if? What if indeed?…”

What If… now streaming on Disney+, the service I started for only $8.99 a month

There’s a special spot in the The River Styx as seen in the hit Disney movie, Hercules, for you Bob Chapek

by Michael Eisner rules 1994 October 6, 2021

that’s chap

“that’s chap” could mean 2 different things , it all depends on the situation. “that’s chap” could mean “damn, thats tuff” or “hell nah”

•“wanna come hit dis club up?”

me : “that’s chap”

• “i ran out of gas”

me: “that’s chap”.

by @guhthatsme_.x December 28, 2019

One slap chap

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021

the corner of church and chapel

1.) a corner in New Haven, Connecticut
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim

THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!

Chinese Tim sucks balls on the corner of church and chapel

by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005

Chap Lap

Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.

It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Popular with the "Muzza" type.

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."

"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"

by Little Maria August 19, 2008