body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with

boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10

by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023

Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats

Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010

count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008

jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

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😱:jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.

my mom will chicken count all the time.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Count choadulus

meaning someone how is acting sus.

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021