Blonkie

If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.

He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'

by Jpuf May 4, 2012

Bonk

The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one

Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!

by Ling the ming August 12, 2012

Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 21, 2013

bonkers cheap

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

bonkk

A soft slap on the head for an act of stupidness or lack of common sense

What did you just say?

That's a bonkk

by Bucksquad Boy1 December 5, 2016

Bonkbäst

A term that the gays in sweden use, normally used when shouting something random

Bonkbäst!
I did Bonkbäst on this test

by Eklidenbögennummerettdeltvå December 12, 2016

Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.

Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.

by CoozieQ February 3, 2017