Dutch [Blumpkin] 

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.

"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."

Dutch [Blumpkin] by shermantank June 13, 2005

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

Reverse Blumpkin by Chris November 17, 2004

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010

inverted blumpkin 

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.

My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin

inverted blumpkin by Donnie May 21, 2004

LeVar Blumpkin 

A combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the blowjob is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.

Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend and I was doing the LeVar Blumpkin with "Atlas Shrugged" last night.

Person 2: Duuuude...

Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.

LeVar Blumpkin by Twink13 March 29, 2009

cleveland blumpkin 

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit

last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.

cleveland blumpkin by B514 December 7, 2006

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse 

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011