Blessed

An expression which usually comes from a New Age sensibility of having more fortune than others, though stereotypically overused by slightly privileged people who unconsciously attempt to minimalize their privilege by claiming humility in regard to their fortune.

While many people use the term to express actual gratitude for good fortune and the concomitant compassion for the less fortunate, the shallow obverse side of its usage indicates a means to both hide and stabilize a certain type of privilege, generally material but also social.

In the age of instagram frequently occurs with the hashtag, i.e. #blessed

Pina coladas in Acapulco with my beautiful husband! So #blessed

#yolo #mexico #gucci

by Pincetti September 5, 2019

blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

bless me a burn

Can I have a cigarette.
Give me a fag.

“Hey Callia bless me a burn”

by Goergeezraxx November 11, 2019

Blessious

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt

Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ

by Frudentag January 22, 2020

blossomcrinch

A blossomcrinch is an embarrassing moment related to the birth of a child

Jenna had a blossomcrinch when her water broke at the party

by Bruhstar123 January 29, 2021

blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman

There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.

by Blossom Top April 29, 2021

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021