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Wank-It Blanket

The blanket you use to masturbate.
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"
by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007
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blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.
god, im so blaked.
by bobby April 29, 2004
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Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.
I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.
by Vergalicious February 19, 2008
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Blacked Topped

She has been blacked topped serval times.
by stello February 3, 2009
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Blanket Monster

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009
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Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.
"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"
by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011
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blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.
Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.
by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013
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