Burner

A person who is below average, and even upon further inspection still does not posses talents or useful knowledge.

A synonym for waste of space, and generally used as hyperbole in conversation. In the same way, it’s essentially just a derogatory way of describing a person as useless.

Of course, this is why it’s put in this sense. The word burner at its core is just a way of alluding to how useless they are, as if they existed only to burn out like a cigarette.

“God, you’re such a burner.”

“I hate burners…”

by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023

blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.

Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.

by They call me nasty October 10, 2022

burner trock

insert fart noise

shit. i just burner trocked my pants.

by burnertrock February 29, 2024

Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

Burner

A term used to describe a handgun by people who failed the 4th grade

jamal brought the burner

by Whateverdude- June 5, 2021

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025