Whatever suits your boat

what stupid people say instead of whatever floats your boat

"whatever suits your boat"
"your stupid"

by MusicIsBae June 16, 2016

im on a boat

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

by Theooeyes April 16, 2009

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob

James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"

by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011

Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.

Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.

by Boilergirl March 15, 2015

The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.

I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”

by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019