Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun

“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out”

by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Nigsaw Blade

A jigsaw blade with 6 or 7 gold teeth coated with fried chicken grease. Used for cutting bicycle locks.

Let me grab my nigsaw blade to get into this storage shed.

by Dushdrei May 10, 2024

Blade Sado

An up-and-coming story about a strong character named Blade Sado. One who can conquer all evil. Just a small boy in a big world, he is Blade Sado!

"Yo have you tuned into the new Blade Sado chapter?"

"Yeah that shit was heat!"

by b0mbas3b January 2, 2026