awkward physical exam

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.

The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.

by doctaclonez March 17, 2011

Epic Awkward

To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.

Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!

by suchwell August 15, 2009

Flying Awkward Turtles

this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.

I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...

by G-money777 June 10, 2011

Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

by DemiVikiC January 5, 2009

Awkwardo

The awkward friend in every social group. He/she usually makes others uncomfortable. Always found creating awkward moments with random comments or stories.

Vincent: Hey i went to this dope ass party last night!

Adam: I KNOW I WAS THERE!!! HAHA

Eduardo: Hey i saw you in front of your house yesterday....

Adam: Dude...You're being a real Awkwardo!

by SNEAKYBANANA April 20, 2010

Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

by thisbmypseudonym March 30, 2011

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

by gilliaanx August 5, 2011