Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage

chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?

by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Albert

Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.

Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.

by Mommyoffacts December 30, 2017

Albert Bartlett

Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.

Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Albert Artz

THE ONE AND ONLY FLAMINGO! Look him up on you tube I bet you will like his videos. He is the best living person to walk the earth, and sense I’m a Christian the first would be Jesus but-

OMG ALBERT ARTZ IS SO COOL

No way is that Albert Artz?!

by REEeEeEeararboi February 27, 2021

Albert

Dope person that is cool and smart but is very aggressive about his opinions

Albert is dope

by Sloth army leader October 16, 2018