Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

by Jim Koury October 25, 2006

Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011

los alamos police department

Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!

officer blue heres to you... fuck los alamos police department

by Crime Dawg March 30, 2009

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010

Alabama Man

One who lacks manners and common courtesy. Usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. In certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. Commonly nick-named "Retro." Prefers Busch Beer and bowling to spending time with family members.

Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!

He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN

Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk

by Big Doggy Jizzle October 9, 2005

alabama pipeline

A sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo.

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Pipeline last night.

by bigjimmy1224 January 4, 2009

Alabama Left

To make a right turn

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."

by Christian McNamara March 11, 2008