A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.
The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.
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A term used to define a muda fucka and an asshole.
Widely used by F.O.B.'s and other vietnamese muda asshole's in Monterey Park,California.
Widely used by F.O.B.'s and other vietnamese muda asshole's in Monterey Park,California.
Jacky Jiang:You stupid muda asshole!
Weieeie(however the fuck you spell the name):fuck you mudderfuckker!
Weieeie(however the fuck you spell the name):fuck you mudderfuckker!
by Story June 16, 2008
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"Do you want to go to the Loose Asshole tonight?"
"No thanks, I've had my fill of cheap pisswater and sluts."
"No thanks, I've had my fill of cheap pisswater and sluts."
by Dave Grohl September 25, 2004
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by B October 18, 2004
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A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007
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2. That person who cuts you off quickly from a parking space you obviously were going for before them.
2. That person who cuts you off quickly from a parking space you obviously were going for before them.
"Darth Vader is the biggest Space Asshole ever, Bigger than Xenu, Cylons, Q, The Borg, and Zorak combined! I mean the guy starts a dictatorship, abuses his pregnant wife, kills children, cuts off his own son's hand, chokes people With His Mind, holds his daughters planet hostage for information, then blows it up anyway. What a Space Asshole"
by Premier122 July 6, 2008
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