leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025

Dont leave me Quisling

Another form of "Dont leave me hanging"

Ahh cmon dude, dont leave me Quisling

by RYLLO March 1, 2017

Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

leave it be

leave it alone; don’t talk about it anymore

gf: why didn’t you tell me ur ex called you yesterday
bf: i didn’t think it was a big deal nothing happened
gf: alright it’s whatever, leave it be

by 38458483 May 18, 2025

.9.I Will Leave It At Knock'z Door.9.

.9.I Will Leave It At Knock'z Door.9.

.9.I Will Leave It At Knock'z Door.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 30, 2025

you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.

Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok

by PseuDoneWithThis April 8, 2024

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022