Dante x Goldship

When the Dante says "I LIKE HORSES" he means it, yet another solid ship, hehe.

Dante: "Guys, I think I love horses now."
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars

When the Eaglebeef is seen sucking on a gold ingot usually the second phase of the battle

What phase are you in? I'm in the Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars phase

by Cools Man December 22, 2025

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

by nigeshvar June 15, 2024

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

Mrs. Goldblatt

An English teacher who sings songs on her guitar on people's birthdays. Mrs. Goldblatt has an obsession with cats and eats monkeys in her free time.

Mrs. Goldblatt assigned us homework today

by ieatchocolatesauce April 24, 2023