When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
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Get the Petty Penis mug.A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
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Get the Penis mug.Penis G. is the most common nickname in Lulin. The owner of this nickname is often fat, lazy and alcoholic.
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