stank mom

One who is a mom and who also is stank.

Beyonce is a stank mom.

-Ava

by stankmom February 1, 2017

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

Ur Mom

Who banged last night

I fucked ‘ur mom’!
Why?
It was awesome

by nofart May 16, 2022

Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.

"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."

by Soterius June 5, 2018