Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

Carny Penis by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

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Phoenix Penis

When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's

"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"

Phoenix Penis by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

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titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.

I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.

titanium penis by Wait, What? November 20, 2014

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Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

Porcupine Penis by DaddieDoWerk December 2, 2015

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corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

corn penis by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

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pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.

i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.

pringles penis by szizminsan June 30, 2016

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Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

Micro penis by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016

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