Skip to main content

jesus penis 

Share definition Flag
a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.
Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"
jesus penis by Ollie from the Mist March 30, 2008
Get merch
Related Words
penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart • penisbreath • penis head • penis butter • Penis music

Panda Penis Polisher 

Share definition Flag
Someone who sucks alot of dick.
Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher
Panda Penis Polisher by Mah Dick June 24, 2005
Get merch

pizza penis

Share definition Flag
An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.
It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?
pizza penis by geordie Claire May 31, 2006
Get merch

your penis 

Share definition Flag
is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
your penis by hakin commie May 20, 2018
Get merch

Mein Penis Kämpfe 

Share definition Flag
From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.
"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."
Mein Penis Kämpfe by M. J. M. April 28, 2009
Get merch

saxaphone penis 

Share definition Flag
(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.
saxaphone penis by scut monkey August 11, 2009
Get merch