A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 8, 2014
Get the tainted lovemug. The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
Get the Tainted Lovemug. While embracing one's brother in a brotherly hug and wearing matching green tux ensembles, two girls are pleasured thoroughly. The position is as follows, simply known as the brosis double cheeseburger: older brother on bottom, younger sister on top of him, yellow blanket on top of her (acts as cheese in metaphorical double cheeseburger), older sister on top of the blanket, then younger brother. There is to be no blinking while in the act, and eyes must be as wide open as possible, staring directly at one's brother.
Consent is not necessary...as a matter of fact it is discouraged
Consent is not necessary...as a matter of fact it is discouraged
"dude, my bro and i pulled the brotherly love on these two sisters last thursday after math class"
"with the green tuxes?!?!"
"yeah man, they weren't green by the end though..."
"with the green tuxes?!?!"
"yeah man, they weren't green by the end though..."
by Therapist Kurt February 4, 2009
Get the Brotherly Lovemug. by Joe Bob October 28, 2003
Get the Lube Lovemug. Doing some thing really wierd or unexpected, absolutely extra ordinary and uncalled for because of love.
Shady's mum kicked him out of the house because he continued to do drugs and play video game all day. She's gat tough love
Glass sold his car to buy a Ruby for his gal friend.Talk of tough love. What a guy! (Ofcourse I'd never do this. Not my Cruiser!)
Glass sold his car to buy a Ruby for his gal friend.Talk of tough love. What a guy! (Ofcourse I'd never do this. Not my Cruiser!)
by Julius Glass Mussenze November 5, 2005
Get the Tough lovemug. Big brother showed his little sister some tough love when he told her he'd hit her pressure points if she did drugs.
by RNC_CSA January 10, 2010
Get the Tough lovemug. 