dick-nipulate 

Dick so good you are hypnotized into doing anything it wants for more.

Customer : Why do you work at a sex club? You're so sweet?
Worker : You see that guy over there?

He turns to look at a guy who winks and blows a kiss.

Worker : He can dick-nipulate me into damn near anything I'm afraid.

dick-nipulate by Anna-Sun November 5, 2022

dick-picket 

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

dick-picket by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

Dick Tweezer 

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

Dick Tweezer by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022

dick down dominated 

Absolutely destroyed but confused on how

“I had sex with a virgin and he dick down dominated me”

dick down dominated by Damiánmoreno1858 January 4, 2023

Dick lasso 

Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.

You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game

Dick lasso by A-Night January 16, 2023

dick fired 

when ur pp Is steamy from pleasure

I was dick fired

dick fired by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Dick Rider 

A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.

Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding
Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider

Dick Rider by Usapyon February 7, 2023