sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Dyke Dick

Heterosexual man who hangs around with lesbians - male equivalent of Fag Hag

I always get on with Lesbians - maybe I'm a dyke dick.

by yogyog June 1, 2010

dick hype

one with a unrelenting craving for dick

when a chicken head searches 24 hours a day 7 days a week for dick aka dick hype

by dong sterling August 19, 2007

dick-dependent

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.

"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

by Ann~a~banana May 26, 2007

dick-addled

1. signifies the state of a man when he is distracted by an object of sexual attraction.

2. the word is also used to describe men in general. Testosterone tends to dull things like morals and values. The truly dick-addled male changes these depending upon the needs of his dick. The only cure for this is death by syphilis, which, coincidentally is how many dick addled men expire.

Sorry sweety, Daddy's a bit dick-addled these days, go watch some tv, or play in the trailer park.

by Ney Tene January 17, 2008

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009