negative one pump chump

one who jizzes in their pants at anything like in the lonely island video.

A breeze flew in and I jizzed in my pants. That is a negative one pump chump move.

by Thisgirlruns August 12, 2012

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014

one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

by i April 29, 2003

one thing led to another

Conversation glosser-over.

See also; yada yada

Mostly used as a substitue to sexual descriptions, it can also serve to shorten or skip over parts of conversations. It allows the listener to fill in the blanks themselves with their imagination.


The phrase was used recently as a lyric in an Urban Hip-Hop Song; "Holidae In".

Chingy: "One thing leadin to anotha, let the party begin!"

"Well, me and my girlfriend were watching a movie, and..... one thing led to another and now I've got child support for triplets"

by Jake Jarmel August 17, 2004

miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

by Rob October 22, 2004

douchebag party of one

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS

"douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."

by balad,iraq June 6, 2010

Iwl nice one

A polite way of saying “Thank you very much

Yo g can I borrow a pencil

Yeah

Iwl nice one

by Jjackson May 9, 2020