Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

shit off

think of sit off then make it shit off
a lesson that is boring but not much work is done

Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah

by Sam Humphreys September 1, 2008

jack off juice

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.

Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.

by Xeno June 27, 2006

ghost flip off

Giving someone the ghost flip off means raising all your fingers up while holding your middle down with your thumb. Do it between your friends because your not insulting anyone with this gesture.

"What the hell was that?"
"Ghost Flip Off"
"oh..."
"yep...that just happened"

by marcus jt November 9, 2007

Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.

'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat

by Nicola April 17, 2004

my ass off

HAS NO MEANING, just a rhythmic expression.

Eminem's MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY: "I'm outta the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 4, 2010