Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place

Mason just did the Micheal shuffle

by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025

Micheal

He is a narcissistic egotistical pervert liar user. He's got a big ego and is very into himself and only him. He is polyamorous but doesn’t share that information with his partner.

Are you being a Micheal this weekend?

Does she know you are a Micheal?

by Sbrina April 9, 2025

Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.

Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman

by iammelinda January 28, 2026

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026

Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026