script kiddie 

Any loner 12-year-old going on "crakzzz" sites to download some exploit written by someone with a semblance talent. Usually the idiots who try to break in to my server via ssh or ftp. Oh, of course people have accounts with random usernames and no password!

daily output: sshd: Illegal user patrick from 211.234.102.19
sshd: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for 211-2 34-102-19.kidc.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT!
Me: fucking script kiddies! I'm emailing their ISP.

script kiddie by amigan February 27, 2005

cs kiddie 

A prepubescent/pubescent geek who sacrifices every social aspect of his/her life to play Counterstrike, 24 hours a day. These cave dwellers often have pale skin, large eyes that have ceased to dialate, and finger speed that resembles that of the thing from Ghost in the Shell.

My friend camo is a cs kiddie, all i hear is CS:S CS:1.6 blah blah blah....

cs kiddie by Lucifer March 3, 2005

spooky kids 

Derogatory term used by Goths to refer to any highschool poser attempting to emulate the gothic culture without knowing anything about it circa '95-2000 during the Marilyn Manson MTV epidemic of that period. Characteristics of spooky kids:

1. Highschool age or under.
2. Claims that Marilyn Manson is gothic, as well as citing Korn or Limpbizkit or any other popular on MTV at the time aggro bands.
3. Bauwho?
4. Typically terrible white clown face-paint makeup, black lipstick. Emmulates the movie the Crow.
5. Repulsed by Ravers yet looking just as riduclous as them.
6. Unaware of the history of the culture or anything before 1995.

"ugh, spooky kids."

spooky kids by yes sir no sir October 11, 2003

Kiddywhompus 

Crazy, just straight up silly

yo man that shit is straight up Kiddywhompus

Kiddywhompus by Nathan Rosch June 1, 2006

90's kids 

A label that a group of snotty people in their mid twenties to early thirties give themselves because in 2016, Buzzfeed did an onslaught of "oNlY nInEtEeZ kIdZ wIlL rEmEmBuUrR tHiIiIsSsS" listicles, following a trend of them, bragging about "how our generation was so much better" and when trends like "the floor is lava" and fidget spinners came along, an outbreak spread of these jerk-offs bashing "the youths" like they were crochety old people, yelling at them to get off their lawn. Now, in 2018-2019, people have finally picked up on how this behaviour is dumb as hell.

90's kid: Hey James, when were you born?
James: 1997

90's kid: Lol, you're generation sucks, you're not like us 90's kids.
James: Suck a fat one, you Bart Simpson wannabe

90's kid: Hey kid, why do you have a fidget spinner? Lol
Billy: I have ADHD, this helps me to calm down
90's kid: Stupid millennial.
Billy: Your mother never loved you.

90's kid: Hey James, I saw Billy with a fidget spinner, what a loser
James: It helps kids with ADHD and autism calm down, you ignorant prick
90's kid: Lmao James, you're one stupid ass millennial
James: Millennials is basically the same as 90's kids, you cuck

Joe: OMG I love Spongebob Squarepants
90's kid: LOL Joe, I was born in 1989, I grew up with Spongebob
Joe: So?
90's kid: You were born in 2000s, you're too young for Spongebob, STFU
Joe: Kids born in the 2010s are growing up with Spongebob, idiot
90's kid: Yeah but Spongebob started in 1999, it's a real 90's kids show
Joe: That's like calling you an 80's kid because you were born in 1989
90's kid: Yeah..but--
Joe: Shut up arsehole, you're more stuck in the 90's than Sonic the Hedgehog
90's kid: Somebody's JEALOUS they weren't BORN IN THE 90'S
James: You know what? Shut the hell up. You think you're SO COOL, being a pretentious bastard about your "prime era kids shows" when there's plenty of new cartoons coming out that are maybe even better than the 90's stuff. You just refuse to watch it and say you hate it because it wasn't made in your glorious decade. Screw you.

90's kids by Squidris Elba August 21, 2019

Kidd 

often used as a last name. People with the last name "KIDD" are often athletic, energetic and have a great sense of humor.

Boy - Hey whats your last name?
Girl - Kidd
Boy - WOW! Thats an awesome last name!!
Girl - Ya. I know! (:

Kidd by 12345lalala August 25, 2011

emily kidd 

deep in the midst of 1980's spirit winds appeared an orange haired girl who is perhaps, the most extreme human being to inhabit the school of the art insitute of chicago, also she can be an easy substitue for google image/word search.

does a bear have hair? i dont know ask xtreme Emily Kidd.

emily kidd by Dr. Marc Pierson April 16, 2005