big red truck 

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

big red truck by Noodles84 September 22, 2006

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.

bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

Boston Red-Sox 

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

Boston Red-Sox by Chris May 7, 2005

The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

The Big Red Dog by Tim Beezy January 16, 2005

blinking red

When a task is close to being finished.
Source: In several video games, the boss begins to blink red as he is close to dying.

"Bowser's blinking red."
"How's your essay coming?" "It's blinking red."

blinking red by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

The orville red n' cocker 

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

The orville red n' cocker by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

in the red 

A state in which the battery power in one's iPhone dips to 20% or less, causing the battery icon in the top right corner to change color from green to red.

I'd better charge my phone. I've been playing Tetris for hours and now it's in the red!

in the red by OneMileFromGlory April 26, 2014