penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo

Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Penis

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.

He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.

by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023

Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.

Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.

by Dankali February 23, 2022

Penis

A toy stuck on a man for the female to play with during sex

Let me play with your penis

by HelloSmashCodeCeedayy May 29, 2019

xElzu’s Penis

Won the award for the largest penis found in the world

Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it

by DankyOP July 16, 2023

Peni Parker in a Circle

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

by hellothere356 August 18, 2023

Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021