Windows ME

This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"

Oh no..a WINDOWS ME...

see shit

by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004

second wind

to get a second burst of energy after the initial burst has left th persn fatiued

i was tied in the 4th round but in the 5th i got my second wind and knocked him out.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

widower

A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved.

by Matatat. November 25, 2009

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

windork

A programming n00b who's only talent is jocking Microsoft.

Scott: Screw you guys, I'm going over to my other programming chat room.

Snell: Whateva Windork.

by dqsnell99 December 23, 2006

Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019