The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."

hiking the appalachian trail by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009

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pecker trail

A white crusty streak left on the belly, ass, face, pillowcase, wall, curtain, celing or sheets produced when a male ejaculates.

I knew the bitch was cheatin on me when I saw a pecker trail on the sheets.

pecker trail by emmeffer November 1, 2007

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Lakawanna Trail

Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.

Like the town itself, the people in Lakawanna trail are pathetic, weak and look gay.

Lakawanna Trail by A observer November 12, 2009

Slime Trail

The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.

I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.

Slime Trail by crow912 November 28, 2017

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