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Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.
I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.
by Nbertz June 12, 2012
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egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.
Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."
by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012
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Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.
"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."
by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012
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I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33
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Fool If You Think It’s Over

A dying flame, you're free again
Who could love and do that to you
All dressed in black, he won't be coming back
Save your tears, you've got years and years
The pains of seventeen's
Unreal they're only dreams
Save your crying for the day

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun

Miss teenage dream, such a tragic scene
He knocked your crown, and ran away
First wound of pride and how you cried and cried
But save your tears you've got years and years

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Save your crying for the day
That may not come but anyone
Who had to pay would laugh at you and say

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why

I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why

New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
Fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Fool If You Think It’s Over
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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
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