Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

by cruzie February 05, 2010

bro job

v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.

Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"

Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"

by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 12, 2010

nigger job

When any job is performed very poorly that it almost seems it had to be done by a nigger.

Look at the nigger job performed on my car. It is gonna fall apart any second.

by rocksteady!! February 06, 2008

heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 04, 2005

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.

Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.

by Brick Riggid November 04, 2009