Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

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Tiny Ted

A tiny version of Ted

Tiny Ted bit my toes!

by RobloxGod69 August 21, 2018

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Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

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Disapoi ted

when you are so disappointed that you can’t spell right

“ Im so disapoi ted” - Langley0108 3/19 3:24 PM

by Unsunken March 19, 2021

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Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

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