Surface Breaker

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.

"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."

by T-White December 17, 2005

butt surfer

a man or woman who desires to fuck people in the ass, both male and female.

My boyfreind love anal sex too much. I know he is just a butt surfer.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

surfing

The act of standing on a wooden/plastic/foam/softop board anywhere in length between 4' to 15' while a wave (white wash or breaker) pushes you toward the shore. One of the awesomest sports in the world. One can also have "party waves" where many surfers catch a single wave. Or do tricks, or merely catch a barrel (When the breaker curls over and you're caught in a sort of water tunnel).

Katie: What do you like to do?
Mike: Eat, sleep, and surf. Mostly surf.

James: I go surfing everyday.
Katie: What do you do for a living then?
James:....surf

by Doomsdaybringer April 18, 2006

Surfmastering

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.

Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".

by Zenyk July 1, 2014

silver surfer

Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.

My Dad is a silver surfer.

by James Padgett April 9, 2004

Durf Surfer

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.

Cory is perhaps the worlds best durf surfer; guys from all around flock to have him surf their durf.

by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005