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Chicken Wompa Stomp 

After bringing a girl home on a night out, she sneaks off to the bathroom unnoticed to regurgitate a whole cooked Woolworths chicken in the toilet and proceeding to stomp it down with her bare feet. Ultimately blocking the toilet. Then re-appearing to sleep with you and disappear the next day only for you to find your discovery.
Wow! That chick you took home last night chicken wompa stomped our toilet, now nobody can use it!
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Russian curb stomp 

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her

Canadian curb stomp 

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

wisconsin waffle stomp 

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

wisconsin waffle stomp 

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

Jamaican Waffle Stomp 

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!