Staunched

Fucking huge

Bro: Bro you look fucking staunched cunt

Gym bro: fucking oath bruv

by anonymous March 5, 2022

starnched

A cross between watching Nicholas Cage movies and blacked up drunk on Ethiopian vodka

Dude, you were so starnched last night

by wetcheerios March 27, 2022

starbucks

an overrated coffee place where the female white folk like to congregate. going inside a Starbucks is like getting flashbanged by the crazy amounts of white people in line to get their frappuccino or whatever the fuck they get.

heyyyyyyy amanda wanna go to starbucks

yaassssss queeennnn

me: shut the fuck up

by Cheese Wonton May 24, 2022

Starbucks

They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.

Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you

by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022

Starbucks Frosty Pop

A delicious, creamy treat for a hot, hot day that will leave you licking your lips for hours.

Calder gave me a Starbucks Frosty Pop

by ✨Bi Panic✨ June 30, 2022

starbucks worker

Someone who works at Starbucks. Most commonly an LGBT+ person (or at the least is overweight and/or dyed their hair.

She was a Starbucks worker

by virginislanderpresidnet July 23, 2022

Starbucksians

Stabucksians are a whole classification of a group of people that enjoy shitty over priced liberal coffee

“Ew this coffee tastes awful, like something Starbucksians would drink out of a plastic Starbucks cup they’ve reused 12 times without washing, because they’re saving the planet.”

by Willowbananahammock March 11, 2023