by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
Get the Stalkermug. Valentine's day.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
Get the Stalker's Christmasmug. (Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.
by Pietrow August 1, 2021
Get the Stalker Pietrowmug. A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalkermug. A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
Get the Stalkermug. 
When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.
by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022
Get the stalker killer ghostmug.