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chicken squid

When you fuck the shit outta your girl to the point where you De-flower her with your dick
Her: *screams in pleasure and pain*
chicken squid
by Cock knocker9000 March 22, 2021
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Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
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Lib Squid

That guy is a Hillary loving Lib Squid!
by Sidemeat September 16, 2021
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Mogus squid

by jamieweal November 24, 2021
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cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid
His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid
by Tier half September 2, 2022
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Doping up on Squid

Verb. To purposely ingest large amounts of ZzzQuil sleep aid in order to get high
Jake: Yo, man you never came by to play 2k last night
Mike: Sorry dawg I passed out after doping up on squid, shit was totally tubular
Jake: Dude you have a serious drug problem and I am deeply concerned for you
by cheese434 March 3, 2017
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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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